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		<title>Back from the dead just to mess with your head</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=29</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 19:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I&#8217;m not sure if anyone really looks at this anymore..heck, even I forgot about it. Thought I would post my yearly update since I&#8217;m paying to have this site.  Things have been crazy for the past 3/4 year.  
I spent the whole winter (from August to March) working on our basement.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;m not sure if anyone really looks at this anymore..heck, even I forgot about it. Thought I would post my yearly update since I&#8217;m paying to have this site.  Things have been crazy for the past 3/4 year.  </p>
<p>I spent the whole winter (from August to March) working on our basement.  With the help of some wonderful people, we gutted the entire basement and refinished it.  Every Saturday and Sunday I would spend a good 8-10 hours working on the basement.  Anywhere from 2-4 times during the week I would go down and work another hour or two.  It made for some especially long days, especially when I got my new job. </p>
<p>I started at US Bank in Downtown Minneapolis in December of last year.  It&#8217;s been fun and I&#8217;ve met a lot of really great people.  Although I no longer get to work with big, expensive servers that cost more than I make in 7 years or any Linux or Unix operating systems, I do get to work with Active Directory and other Windows based servers.  It is all still a good experience.  However, I now have a 4 hour commute everyday&#8230;essentially, I&#8217;ve been working twelve and a half hours a day, 5 days a week, since December.  Why don&#8217;t I just stay up in the cities?  Main reason is that I would see my wife and daughter even less than I see them now.  I get to see Lily about 30-45 minutes a day before I put her to bed.  I get to see my wife 2-3 hours before we go to bed.  I would almost never see them if I were to stay up in the cities.  Not sure if I would be able to do that.  Besides, with Veronica being pregnant, it&#8217;s important that I&#8217;m home to help as much as possible.</p>
<p>We are expecting a new member to our family sometime around the first week of Sept. Most current due date is Sept. 4, although that has been revised 3 times before so who knows if it will stay there.  We are expecting a dashing young lad who will one day make the ladies want to be with him and the men want to be him&#8230;:-)  Current name, given by his to be aunty Anna and her man-friend Tore, Megatron.  I like it&#8230;powerful, insightful, yet still has that big teddy bear type of sound to it.  When I hear that name, I just want to hug someone.  I just hope the baby is born after we sell our house in Rochester and move to the Twin Cities.</p>
<p>Obviously, I didn&#8217;t plan on working in the cities and commuting for the rest of my working life.  We are in the process of trying to relocate up to the twin cities, but things are moving a little slowly.  The house has been on the market for around 6-7 weeks.  It started out strong, but has since slowed way down.  It will be nice to be close to our friends and families that live up there, although we will really miss all of our friends in Rochester.</p>
<p>That is about all I have time and space for right now.  Who knows when I&#8217;ll make it around to writing another update.</p>
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		<title>Just checking in&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=28</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Wasting space]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, it&#8217;s been a whole month since I last made a post.  Things have been pretty crazy around the house.  Veronica has been working tirelessly on her Doula and Childbirth Educator business.  Every free moment she has is spent talking to clients, meeting with clients, working on her business website, working on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, it&#8217;s been a whole month since I last made a post.  Things have been pretty crazy around the house.  Veronica has been working tirelessly on her Doula and Childbirth Educator business.  Every free moment she has is spent talking to clients, meeting with clients, working on her business website, working on her Lamaze training, and figuring out what all she has to do to register a business and which is the best way to to it.  She even had a week where two of her clients went into labor only days apart.  That was a rough week&#8230;.oh wait, that was last week.  </p>
<p>Lily will be moving to a daycare center starting (hopefully) the week after next.  This should be a good experience for her as she will finally get to play around other girls her age.  All of our friends have boys and her daycare only had one girl, so this will be good.  There is also a good curriculum that will be followed so she will be that much closer to becoming the super genious we were hoping for.  <img src='http://blog.thejacobsens.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Veronica&#8217;s sister Anna is staying with us for a couple more weeks before she moves out to the windy city.  We&#8217;ve been lucky to have her here helping out around the house and watching Lily two days a week.</p>
<p>Nothing is new with me&#8230;nothing is ever new with me.  I need to do something exciting.  I&#8217;ve got it!!!  &#8230;ugh, no I don&#8217;t.  I was hoping for some comedic inspiration to hit me with which I could use to entertain everyone until my next post&#8230;alas&#8230;it has not.  So on that note, I will step away from the keyboard.</p>
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		<title>New legislation:</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=27</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I think there needs to be a new law passed that supersedes every law ever penned in these United States.  This new law would put legal authority behind common sense and being a decent human being.  The new law would be known as the &#8220;Because I said so&#8221; law and would hold absolute power in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think there needs to be a new law passed that supersedes every law ever penned in these United States.  This new law would put legal authority behind common sense and being a decent human being.  The new law would be known as the &#8220;Because I said so&#8221; law and would hold absolute power in any court.  There would be no second guessing and it would invalidate any future attempts at another trial.  The case would not be allowed to move passed the initiating judge/court and would not be acknowledged after the &#8220;Because I said so&#8221; law was invoked.  Any future contacts by the complaintent would be forwarded to the circular file, sent to the junk inbox, or would receive a special &#8220;go away&#8221; voice mail message.  Want to sue a dry cleaner for $64 million because they may or may not have ruined a pair of dress pants?  NO!!  Because I said so.  Want to sue McDonald&#8217;s because you made the consious decision to eat their food for no less than 5 meals per week?  NO!!  Becuase I said so. </p>
<p>This law would prevail in any legal trial, where appropriate.  What is appropriate?  Use your common sense.  Everyone has it, but too many people choose to ignore it when faced with the possibility of their own self-gratification or self-advancement. </p>
<p>Ok, I&#8217;m done.</p>
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		<title>More lawn troubles</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 13:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As if inadvertantly tiger striping my lawn wasn&#8217;t enough, now my lawn mower doesn&#8217;t want to work for more than 15-20 seconds at a time.  I can start it and then it will sound great, but after about 5 seconds is will begin to sputter a little then decrease in power until I can no longer bare [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if inadvertantly tiger striping my lawn wasn&#8217;t enough, now my lawn mower doesn&#8217;t want to work for more than 15-20 seconds at a time.  I can start it and then it will sound great, but after about 5 seconds is will begin to sputter a little then decrease in power until I can no longer bare to hear it and turn it off.  Quite sad sounding really.  </p>
<p>Thankfully, I still had our push-reel lawn mower from when we first moved into the house and we couldn&#8217;t afford a real mower.  I broke that bad boy out of the blanket of cobwebs, gave it a push&#8230;and another push, and then one final push.  All that for one 2 foot patch and it still didn&#8217;t cut all the grass&#8230;ugh.  It ended up taking me a little over an hour to do our lawn (which is not real big) becuase I had to go over everything at least twice to get it somewhat respecitable.  Oh well, time to do some research on what might be wrong.  I&#8217;m always open to learning how to fix things around the house so this should be fun.</p>
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		<title>Hey, she just counted to 5!</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=25</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Baby things]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, this morning Veronica asked me to distract Lily so she was could put Lily&#8217;s hair in pigtails.  Lily had a book based on counting, so I started reading it to her.  Right after I said &#8220;one&#8221;, she immediately went into a tirade of bablbing.  This babling was different than her normal babbling though, she [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, this morning Veronica asked me to distract Lily so she was could put Lily&#8217;s hair in pigtails.  Lily had a book based on counting, so I started reading it to her.  Right after I said &#8220;one&#8221;, she immediately went into a tirade of bablbing.  This babling was different than her normal babbling though, she was counting.  &#8220;two, free, por, pi&#8221;  She just counted to 5.  She actually did it a couple of times and if I started later in the sequence of numbers, she started with the next number.  It was crazy.  She now knows much of her alphabet and at least 1-5.  Now if I can only teach her the finer points of molecular engineering, we&#8217;d be set.</p>
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		<title>In memory of&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=24</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 12:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, our family lost a very special person.  My Grandma C (my mom&#8217;s side) passed away Tuesday evening around 8:00pm.  She passed away quietly and piecefully, exhaling her final breath in her sleep.  She had been struggling with a severe case of phuemonia which brought on a staf infection.  She eventually fought off the infection, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, our family lost a very special person.  My Grandma C (my mom&#8217;s side) passed away Tuesday evening around 8:00pm.  She passed away quietly and piecefully, exhaling her final breath in her sleep.  She had been struggling with a severe case of phuemonia which brought on a staf infection.  She eventually fought off the infection, but was unable to shake the illness.  My aunt Mary and my mom had been staying tirelessly by her side almost every moment for the last week and a half, only leaving for some food and some sleep every now and then. </p>
<p>She will be greatly missed, but we are all relieved she is no longer suffering from all the pain she has been in for the last year.  We love you Grandma.  Say hi to everyone for us.  Say hi to Kirby for us.</p>
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		<title>Lawn work</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=23</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 13:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks back I took a step into home lawn care for the inexperienced.  I bought a spreader and some weed and feed for the yard and decided to put them to use.  I set the spreader to the correct setting as instructed by the weed and feed directions and followed the pattern illustrated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few weeks back I took a step into home lawn care for the inexperienced.  I bought a spreader and some weed and feed for the yard and decided to put them to use.  I set the spreader to the correct setting as instructed by the weed and feed directions and followed the pattern illustrated in the pictures for how to spread the goodness.  It all seemed quite easy and fool proof.  Well, I tend to prove the &#8220;fool proof&#8221; things in life wrong. </p>
<p>One of the warnings on the weed and feed back was that if you do this incorrectly, you will get streaks in your lawn.  Some how, I managed to do it incorrectly regardless of the amount of care I took while doing it.  I now have a lawn that has light green and not-very-light green streaks.  It is all orderly and isn&#8217;t TOO noticeable unless you look closely, but it is there none the less.</p>
<p>Since it has been 3-4 weeks since putting it down, I think it is now safe for me to go back and do it again&#8230;.maybe.  I feel more research me be needed.  Ugh&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Sleeping, shmeeping</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 12:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, Lily&#8217;s sleeping habbits have been changing, mostly for the better.  She now wakes up 1 or 2 times a night and sometimes not at all.  Unfortunately, she now gets up earlier than she used to.  She used to sleep in until 6:30am or so which wasn&#8217;t too bad during the week.  That would give us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lately, Lily&#8217;s sleeping habbits have been changing, mostly for the better.  She now wakes up 1 or 2 times a night and sometimes not at all.  Unfortunately, she now gets up earlier than she used to.  She used to sleep in until 6:30am or so which wasn&#8217;t too bad during the week.  That would give us a chance to start getting ready before she would wake up.  Now, she gets up as we (by we I mean Veronica) are just starting to get up. </p>
<p>This morning was a little different, however, as she decided to get up at a sleep-waking, dream-crushing 5:20am.  Normally, I would have tried to coax her into sleeping another 40 minutes, at least.  She had other plans.  The second I walked in her room I was hit with something I wasn&#8217;t expecting and had been dreading for a few weeks.  &#8220;Potty.  Daddy Potty.&#8221;  I knew once I put her on the potty, there was no getting her back to sleep.  So as I walked over to her crib I began devising ways to get her back to sleep.  I figured I would pick her up and then go sit on the chair and rock her back to sleep.  If she said potty again, I would just &#8220;shhh&#8221; her back to sleep.  Thankfully my body was in automatic and knew exactly what to do becuase by the time I had decided what I was going to do I had already gotten her jammies off and sat her on the potty.  Sadly, she never ended up going anyway.</p>
<p>So tired.</p>
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		<title>Inexpensive CEO for hire</title>
		<link>http://blog.thejacobsens.us/?p=21</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 17:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[In the news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is directed to all of those multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporations who pay someone stupid amounts of money to run their company into the ground.  They are paid to increase the company&#8217;s profits by &#8220;restructuring&#8221;.  Restructuring is a politically loose way of saying lay off hundreds and thousands of people so the corporate executives can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is directed to all of those multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporations who pay someone stupid amounts of money to run their company into the ground.  They are paid to increase the company&#8217;s profits by &#8220;restructuring&#8221;.  Restructuring is a politically loose way of saying lay off hundreds and thousands of people so the corporate executives can be paid millions of dollars in bonus&#8217;s. </p>
<p>I am a hard working system administrator.  I do my job to the best of my ability and do everything I can for the better of the company for which I work.  I have never laundered money (on any level) nor do I take bribes for my silence.  I do not hold late nite shredding parties and have never experienced the embarrassement of paying for sex from an underaged girl or anyone else for that matter.  I will not take the company&#8217;s private jet to fly the 5 1/2 miles to work everyday and will not charge my gamblings ($20 a year, maybe) on the company credit card.  In fact, you can keep your company credit card and while you&#8217;re at it, take back all the cards from execs who are paid more than $100,000 a year.  We can pay for ourselves for the good of the company.</p>
<p>This brings me to my financial requirements.  As the head of a household, I will require a certain level of compensation.  Compensation will include monitary, vacation (3-4 weeks a year), sick pay, 12 paid holidays and 2-3 floating days to be used whenever I want, and gas reimbursement for the 11 miles I drive everyday to get to and from work (5 1/2 to and 5 1/2 from).  I have one child now and will eventually have one or two more so I will need to make enough money each year to save up for college.  I have two vehicles so I will also need to pay for insurance and other expenditures relating to said vehicles.  Of course, we can&#8217;t forget my personal hobbies that allow me to destress periodically and continue to do the quality of work you will come to expect.  My hobbies include watching TV (will need to get a bigger TV), playing games, and making wine.  I like gardening and working around the house, but I will not include those as they are far to enjoyable to put a price on.  All-in-all, I feel a yearly salary of $101,000 would provide me with the financial backing to continue my known way of life and at the same time provide you with a cost effective CEO who does just as much as the more pricey models.</p>
<p>If you feel your corporation has what it takes for a leader like me, than we should begin negotiations immediately.</p>
<p>Regards</p>
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		<title>Garden-tasitic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the last couple of weeks we have been working on our garden.  Two years ago we planted some veggies and were able to enjoy some of them, but mostly we had flowers.  Last year, sadly, we had no veggie garden, just didn&#8217;t have time.  This year we were mostly on the ball and got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the last couple of weeks we have been working on our garden.  Two years ago we planted some veggies and were able to enjoy some of them, but mostly we had flowers.  Last year, sadly, we had no veggie garden, just didn&#8217;t have time.  This year we were mostly on the ball and got the garden started around the right time.  We planted some lettuce and carrots right away, but due to an impending storm, we were forced to halt at that point.  Last week we were able to get some garlic, broccoli, and beans planted their green bretheran.  Unfortunately, we forgot to save room for potatoes, so they will have to be in a different location than the rest of the heard.  Oh well.  The idea of have completely homemade garlic mashed potatoes makes it all worth while.</p>
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